CelebBlast: Celebrity Gossip and Nude Celebs

Maria Menounos just keeps getting hotter. I saw her perhaps once hosting something and I know her mostly from sexy sets of pics like this one right here and to tell you the truth, I prefer it that way. I have nothing against Maria, but her shows just aren’t my cup of tea. Which is a shame as I would definitely enjoy seeing more of her.

Still, she is kind enough to treat us with something like this every now and then. I am talking about these incredibly hot pics of Maria Menounos in a lime bikini, showing that she flaunts one of the finest bods out there. The combination of a bright bikini and her caramel skin makes me perspire and fight for air. I just love this hottie.

I just love this Ali Larter sexy comeback that she has been putting on for the last few weeks. I have always found her one of the hottest blondes in Hollywood and even though her career didn’t turn out to be spectacular, she still started being underrated and ignored which has been a huge mistake as proven once again by these great pics. Today, we get to enjoy Ali Larter sporting some very, very, very tight jeans and flaunting her amazing butt that was once the most coveted booty in Hollywood. Now I do have soft spot for Ali, but I am sure no one could argue that these pics do not bring her back in the running.

One of the biggest news in the world of celebrity these days has been the rumor of Megan Fox getting impregnated by her dead-beat hubby. Is it true or isn’t it? Did the unholy seed of an ex-Beverly Hills star find its way to the most coveted egg in Hollywood? Or, if we are being a bit less disgusting and crass, has Brian Austin Green finally completely destroy one of the hottest women in the history of Hollywood? I sure hope that this is not true as I always thought their marriage was something at least a bit fake. And now this. It sucks.

But that is not why we’re here. We’re here because Megan Fox did an advert for Sharper Image and she is looking spectacular as you would expect. She is sporting sexy stockings and a sexy shirt while playing with something in her bed. Much to the disappointment to everyone, it is a notebook of some kind and not something of a more naughty nature. The pic is no indication if Megan is actually pregnant as it might have been taken months ago. The only thing we care about right now is enjoying in this sexy pic of Megan Fox.

I am all for healthy competition. Like competition between two brothers who are just a few years apart and who get to compete at everything they do, including eating dinner or spitting the furthest they can. It makes for a less pussified nation and it creates winners. Of course, you do not wish to go overboard and create ambitious monsters and assholes who would throw their grandma under the bus if it gets them ahead. For instance, the perfect example of competitiveness that I endorse is where our Hollywood hotties go to the UK and show the girls there how you do huge boobs.

Jessica Lowndes did just that this week when she went to Essex, the Big Boob Central of England and when she took her puppies for a walk. I feel almost patriotic when I see a girl like Jessica carrying the banner of good old Hollywood bustiness to the Old World and especially the Brits who are seriously threatening to take over the Big Boob Business. And it would all be so much better if Jessica Lowndes was actually American. She is a Canadian hottie, but in this constellation of forces, we consider our Northern neighbors to be our relatives. As long as the relatives come over with a distant cousin sporting a rack like Jessica Lowndes’.

Oh yeah, and I apologize for that sweaty guy in some of the pics, I couldn’t be bothered to employ my expert Paint skills.

It is funny, or you might even say enraging how the attitude towards pokey nipples has changed in this country. There was a time when nipple pokes were one of the staples of the modern American culture. Just put on a Friends DVD from the early seasons and you will see that Jennifer Anniston’s nipples were always trying hard to get out of her tops. Look anywhere else, pre-2005 for example, and you will see that nipple pokes were something you could always count on to make your day. And it didn’t have to be any kind of a sexy program. As long as there was a hot babe on with a nice set of nips, you could expect some pokes.

These days, you might think that nipple pokes are the weapon that terrorists use to keep our country in fear, that is how rare they are. They get Photoshopped from everything and if one wasn’t more informed, one would think that women stopped having nipples altogether.

Luckily, there are still girls that are not afraid to go adventurous every now and then and treat us to some serious nipple pokeage. Today, we get to see Jessica Szohr, a majorly underrated hottie from Gossip Girl and Piranha 3D doing everything she can to bring bake nipple pokes. Everything that you need for this is here – a hot babe with frisky nips, a tight dress and absence of a bra. It all makes for a delicious combination that will hopefully remind this country that we love nip pokes and that we want them back.

Bring back nipple pokes! Bring back nipple pokes!

I have been a fan of Arianny Celeste ever since I became aware of this gorgeous brunette with one of the cutest smiles in the world and also one of the finest bods that have ever walked this poor planet. And if I am being perfectly honest, I wasn’t aware of her before she started doing Maxim shoots, Playboy shoots and all other kinds of sexy shoots in dozens of magazines. However, when I finally did see her, I fell in love immediately. I even tried to summon the powers of darkness that a guy from Romania from my neighborhood offers for a carton of Lucky Strikes, something including chickens and decapitation, smearing blood… But never mind, I gave it up.

Still, as I am looking at these incredible lingerie pics of Arianny Celeste from FHM Philippines, I am starting to feel that old urge to give Mircea a call and have him prepare a few chickens so we can start all over again. It is just that Arianny it simply perfect. Those eyes of hers are literally hypnotizing and as you look south, things only get better, with those delectable boobs and legs that are just perfectly sculpted. I do not possess the writing skills that are required to do Arianny Celeste justice, and therefore I will stop trying. Just look at these pics and tell me that she isn’t one of the hottest women you have ever seen.

Big Brother is still a huge thing in different parts of the world. We do not really care about it anymore round here, but you wouldn’t believe how crazy people get about it elsewhere, especially in South America where it is a springboard for all babes with giant boobs who want to become reality TV starlets. And if you haven’t seen a South American version of Big Brother (it doesn’t even matter from which country), then do so now if you want to see how things are supposed to be like in Big Brother. When compared to theirs, our BB looks like footage from vacation of a seminary of some kind, a nice seminary where weird stuff doesn’t happen.

The last girl to really make it thanks to Big Brother Argentina is Victoria Irouleguy, this busty Latino hottie who has done her share of doing stupid crap in order to get to boobie magazines. The one we get these amazing pics from is H magazine and I think I can safely be said that we are looking at a rising star right here. She has kept the most tantalizing parts of her curvaceous body covered with her hands, but there is nothing that can keep those Victoria Irouleguy titties down. She tries and tries, but there is not a hand in this world that could cover up more than 15% of those epic knockers. Maybe Shaq’s.

Lisa Rinna has been around for decades, really. She has been around for more decades than pretty much any celeb babe. I am not sure when she was born and it would e disrespectful and ungentlemanlike to start digging Wikipedia in order to get this bit of info. However, I think I can safely say that she is well past her forties. And over the years, we have seen Lisa go through varying levels of hotness. She was always smoking hot to start with, but there were times when she seemed to go a little bit overboard with plastic surgery and when she looked more like a caricature of herself than her real self.

Today, we see that she is still going and that there is still plenty of that sexy Lisa Rinna going round. She is pimping a book of some kind; I believe it is her own work of literature art that has to do with sex. And really, you would want a babe with decades-long experience to give you advice on sex. I mean, this girl woman has seen it all, from Roman orgies, through the decadence of 18th century France all the way up to the wildest Hollywood parties of the 80s. And she is looking great. She fills out that tight dress with real grace and with real veteran boobage. I guess the next time we see her she will be a plastic wreck, but for now, Lisa Rinna is hot.

You probably have no idea who Milena Taborda is cause neither did I and I know my South American models, especially when they are this curvaceous. However, you might know the name of the country that has given us this sizzling Latino beauty and the name of that country is Colombia, that wonderful country that has provided a throng of hotties over the years. You might also know the name of the magazine which gave us these insanely hot Milena Taborda nude and bound pics, which is SoHo, one of those publications we will always carry in our hearts.

It must be really difficult for a new girl to make it in the world where all the babes around you are just as curvaceous and just as hot. That is why Milena decided to go a step further and do a real little BDSM shoot in which she gets tied up with red ropes and in which her best parts are left to the glances of the amazed public, read us. I somehow have a suspicion that Milena Taborda would have made it even if she weren’t all tied up, gagged and blind-folded for the audiences. She has an amazing bod with curves that you would expect from a Colombian glamour model. Also, those lips of hers are something you just do not see every day.

Yep, here is your daily dose of Jennifer Nicole Lee. Today, she is working out in the park and she is wearing a sports bra. She might have just come up with the greatest advertising scheme of all times. She doesn’t even have to pay for the pics. She just goes out in a skimpy outfit, works out for a bit and in a few hours, the pics are all over the web and people are seeing how effective her workout routines are. Nice.

I love it when I come across pics of celeb babes on a hotel balcony, or any balcony for that matter. In the past, balconies have been responsible for some of the greatest celeb moments. For instance, there was the whole Arianny Celeste nude on the balcony thing, there was the whole Naomi Watts nude on the balcony thing and there was the Hilary Duff being proposed on the balcony and then getting down for some Hilary Duff felatio balcony action (in my mind at least).

Today, it is Michelle Hunziker that is on the balcony and I almost feel too sad as I have to disappoint you. Namely, there is no Michelle Hunziker nude on the balcony action here, nor is there any oral sex involved. Still, Michelle is such a hottie that even a few photos of her in a tiny bikini is a sight to make your day. So, let these pics make your day. It is not the most explicit of celeb balcony moments, but it is still great fun. Also, it is a real, real tiny bikini.

It seems that only a week or so have passed since Levon Helm left this planet and today another great American music icon has gone – Adam Yauch, better known as the one and only MCA from Beastie Boys, a band that has been one of the staples of true American music since the 80s. It is difficult to even begin to explain how much Adam contributed to American music and I will not even try. I will only say that we are missing him already and that the world has become a much shittier place now that he’s gone. Fuck.

Yesterday I was complaining how my job sometimes seems like something so pointless and crappy and it was all thanks to a girl who found her fame and fortune by appearing on Teen Moms. Well, today, I sort of get to even it out a bit and it’s all thanks to an Organization called Women for Women International and Mischa Barton out of all people.

Namely, Mischa attended the gala in London that the Women for Women threw, as an organization for promotion of women’s rights. And I am all for it, as well as everyone from Celeb Blast. We especially advocate women’s rights when a celebrity babe is ready to share some hotness for the cause. Well, believe it or not, Mischa Barton provided the hotness in her white dress that gave us quite a few sideboob moments, which is something we advocate even more than women’s rights. I have to admit that I never thought Mischa would be involved in something like that. I guess she is one of those people for whom pot does good for the mind.

I have professed my disdain for Glee on a number of occasions. I believe that the human race as such has developed past musicals in any shape of form. We may not have evolved past killing each other over stupid crap, but we sure have evolved past musicals. Please world, tell me that I am not alone in this belief, please! In any case, Glee is still a huge thing and that means that Naya Rivera is a star in her own right.

And I am very happy for this girl. She is a gorgeous Latino brunette and she proves it every time she poses for a sexy shoot. This Naya Rivera sexy shoot comes to us from Cosmo Latina and she is being her chirpy self all the way through. She is showing of her fantastic curves and especially her fantastic legs in a number of outfits, mostly swimsuits and bikinis. It is a great shoot and I am sure that Naya’s career will go great even when Glee finally gets cancelled. Please cancel Glee! Is there any petition that can be signed in order to make this happen? Please God, make it so!

Maryna Linchuk is a model. She comes from Belarus where they obviously spell Marina with a Y and we have nothing against it. In fact, it is very difficult to hold anything against this gorgeous Slavic model who has been named one of the Top 30 models of the 2000s by Vogue. She has had quite a successful career over the years, doing stuff for all the leading designers and companies. However, that is something we don’t care about. We care about bikinis shoots and Maryna’s is a real treat.

The most amazing thing about these Maryna Linchuk bikini pics are not the finished products. These are behind the scenes shots from the making of the photoshoot. This means that these pics have not been photoshopped and that we are seeing the real Maryna here, with a bod so lithe that it borders on too skinny, avoiding it thanks to a few pounds and a great set of curves. If we were to complain about anything, then it would be the fact that Maryna could do with a bit more in the booty department. Just a few lazy days with a bunch of burgers and ice cream should do it.