CelebBlast: Celebrity Gossip and Nude Celebs

If you thought that this would be one of those rare days when we do not get to see some more of Jennifer Nicole Lee, well, you were very much mistaken. Jennifer is always somewhere out there and there are always paparazzi following her in order to treat us to some more of this workout guru of sorts. Today, we get to see Jennifer Nicole Lee in a backless white dress and that is that, really.

When I said that we will be seeing more of Martha Hunt the first time I wrote a post with her, I wasn’t kidding around. I treated you to a nice Martha Celeb Blast from the Past and it is now time for another gallery with this gorgeous blonde who is currently one of the few models defending the pride of the red, white and blue. These pics are from her shoot for Aerie lingerie and as you can see, Martha Hunt in sexy lingerie is just too hot to bear. She is just so damn cute that you cannot help but fall in love with her and then she hits you with that spectacular lithe bod of hers. A great gallery.

I said that this is gonna be a day you will remember. And here is one of the reasons why that is so. Namely, this is the second post with Kate Upton today and it is a superhot one. We have already had Kate Upton for Beach Bunny here before, but this time, it is a Beach Bunny shoot with a twist. Namely, this line of bikinis is called Beach Bunny Bride or some other possible permutation of the three. Now, I am not sure that I get what the hell this is supposed to be about, are these bikinis that you wear on your honey moon or what? And honestly, I just don’t care.

What I care about is that we get to see more of Kate Upton in sexy bikinis and no one can say that this gallery does not provide exactly that. We are talking dozens of ridiculously hot Kate bikini shots that only she can pull off and as a big fan of girls in white, I am particularly fond of these pics. Oh what a glorious day this has been.

It is incredible what a huge celebrity Rita Rusic became in just a few months. And it is all about her bikini bod that is spectacular when you consider that she is 52 and that she still has all her original parts, well, for the most part of it. And the weirdest thing is that absolutely no one has any idea who she is. She is an Italian actress and producer who never worked out of Italy and who has never starred in anything or made anything that anyone outside Italy knows anything about. And yet, she is the biggest star of this season of celeb bikini festival that has been Miami these last few months.

We get to see Rita Rusic in a bikini once more and we gotta admit that this is one hell of a GILF right here, but you see, that is the problem right there. Why would we even care about Rita and her aging curves? I mean, there are so many celebrities out there that are objectively ten times hotter than she is. She is just an oddity thanks to her birthday-hotness ratio. It’s not that I have anything against ladies of a certain age, but when I think about it real hard, this just doesn’t make any sense. Kudos to you Rita and all that, but I think this will be the last Rita Rusic post on Celeb Blast, so soak it in, if you want.

Maria Fowler is slowly but steadily becoming one of the biggest celeb hotties in the world. I am not saying that she will ever become relevant or anything, but she is simply crowding the interwebz with pics from pretty much every second of her life. For example, today, we get to see how she spent her short holiday in Marbella, Spain where she went to catch some rays and to also be photographed beyond any reason by paparazzi who had to follow her around and see what she will be up to. And even when she is not up to anything, she is still a curvaceous Brit blonde with a major rack and a fine ass.

The thing is that something did happen while she was there and that something is a bit of Maria Fowler nip-slip which is always a great thing. Now, I have said on a number of occasions that a nip-slip does not rank high among the wardrobe malfunctions in my book, but it is still a welcome sight, especially when we are talking about boobs like the ones Maria Fowler sports without any shame. Also, the rest of the pics aren’t half bad either. In fact, if you want to check out a half-celeb in a bikini, you might as well make it Maria.

I usually don’t have problems with what I do. I mean, it’s not like I am selling guns or anything like that. I sit in my little room/office/living room/guest room/gym/bar/pub/smoking area and I churn out texts surrounding different celeb hotness moments from the day. You might call me a writer or you might call me a sleazebag but I am no bad person, or at least as you are concerned. And even if I start doubting my life choices and the stuff I do for living, I always have my Jim Beam or my Four Roses around, ready to kill of some brain cells and stop me from thinking too much.

However, there are days like this one when all the bourbon in the world could not help me, days when I write about a girl who is famous only because she was on a show called Teen Moms and who is about to get a boob job, it seems. Now, there are a few problems with this. First of all, there is the horrible fact that there is a show on TV called Teen Moms. Even if you haven’t seen it in your life, you pretty much know everything from the title. Te second problem with all of this is that I have to know who Janelle Evans is or to at least pretend that I do. Then, there is the fact that I, for some reason, know that she is about to get a boob job. Lastly, I actually find Janelle quite a hottie here and I am already starting to forget why there are so many problems with this post. Fuck it.

It was mere days ago that we first became aware of Bar Paly, which I guess is on us. I mean, it is not like she was created by geneticists in two days, although being this perfect; this might just be the background story. But back in the real world, I am sure that she was around, doing model stuff for years before Michael Bay noticed her and gave her a role in his new robot-free movie, Pain and Gain that is also going to feature The Rock, visible in one of the pics here as well as Mark Wahlberg. It might just be an okay movie, although we are not too psyched considering some of his movies that we had to sit through in these last few years.

And once again, we get to see Bar Paly in a ridiculously tight dress, this time pink, or magenta, I don’t know, I am not great with colors. And this time, there is a little bonus included in the pics of Bar from the set and I am talking about a great little upskirt shot that we will cherish until she gets her clothes off for a dozen magazines all across the world once Michael’s marketing machine starts working overtime. She has matching panties and it is a great upskirt. Altogether, Bar Paly is unbelievably hot and I am looking forward to seeing more from her, as I am sure you are as well. If you’re not, then you are insane. In a bad way.

Man, this is a great day to be alive! We have not one, but two posts with Kate Upton, the most popular model at the moment without a doubt and a girl who definitely deserves this title. And even better is the fact that this first post with Kate is a double feature which has the same origin. Namely, Kate was the last celeb babe to visit Terry Richardson, the luckiest bastard in the world who spends his life photographing all the hottest women in the world and actually managing some of them to go topless for his camera. The bad news, however, is that he didn’t get Kate Upton topless action, or not exactly. I mean, she is topless in these photos, but she is covering those epic mounds of hers with her arms.

The second part of this post are pics of Kate Upton bikini dance which has already become an internet sensation of the highest order. It was taken down from YouTube because the Nazis working for YouTube decided that it was too provocative. And it is simply a vid of one of the sexiest women ever dancing and moving in a very alluring way, granted. But hey, she is wearing a bikini and at no moment do we see any type of a wardrobe malfunction, which is a shame really. In any case, here are caps from that vid and if you want to check it out (and you want, trust me); you can find it elsewhere, on about billion other websites, some probably started in order to house that vid.

It has been a few days (or weeks, weeks go by at an increasing speed these days for me) that we first had the chance to marvel at Estella Warren going topless for Treats! Magazine. Now, it was one of those shoots that remind you of how hot a certain celeb hottie is and it was all about Estella, an ex-synchronized swimmer (yum), ex-model (yum, yum) and a current actress-slash-felon who is doing all kinds of crazy stuff these days, getting arrested, trying to escape from the precinct and such stuff. All in all, a girl with a great career and a very interesting life.

Estella has always been one of my favorites with that exotic look and a body that is simply and completely perfect. Today, I got my hands on some additional photos from that Estella Warren topless shoot and these pics really complete the whole thing. As Big Lebowski would say, they really tie it all together. I also included the pictures I already posted because these are of better quality, but you are here for the new pics. The stand outs are definitely the one in which we get to see Estella Warren naked on the floor as well as the one in some sort of mesh thingy that also seems to be a shot of Estella fully nekkid. All in all, I am sure that you will love these new additions which make this shoot one of the best ones in the last few months, for sure.

Carrie Underwood is quite simply the hottest country babe around. Sure, some might argue that it is Taylor Swift, but she is way too asexual to be called the hottest country babe and Shania Twain just doesn’t seem to care about being a hottie anymore, being under the radar for far too long these days. That leaves us with Carrie and she sure is a perky little thingy. We see her in Glamour magazine here, simply sparking with cheer and sexiness. She is just too goddamn cute to ignore and she also musters up quite a nice cleavage, the cornerstone of all country hotties.

The Saturdays is an all-girl pop group that is done properly. You know that no one in their right mind is going to actually listen to their music so you might as well get the girls together according to their looks. And that is why The Saturdays is, arguably, the hottest girl group of all times. Everyone has their favorite and the great thing about this little sexy shoot from UK Cosmo is that they got together the two of my favorite Saturdays girls, Mollie King and Rochelle Wiseman. The girls are incredibly cute and even more delicious in this sexy shoot that makes me wanna see more of them and the girls they’re in the band with. Until next time.

Lindsay Ellingson is one of the hottest new models in the industry and every time she does a shoot, we are there to check it out and if it deserves, to post it on Celeb Blast. This sexy Lindsay Ellingson shoot from the new Interview Russia is definitely one of those shoots and there was no way that I was gonna let this set of pics go unpublished here at Celeb Blast.

I am not sure is Lindsay has gone entirely redhead or was it just for the purposes of this shoot, but she is looking great. And this is coming from a guy who loves blondes more than anything else in this world. The strange thing is that Lindsay is not posing topless or nude or actually in anything revealing. In fact, you might say that she is far too overdressed, but she still manages to get all kinds of sexy even without showing spectacular amounts of skin. She is simply hot, no matter what she is wearing.

FHM brings out the list of the hottest celebrity babes each year and there is really no point in checking out their list, or any other list of such kind (except our one of course, if we ever bother to make one). You just get annoyed that some of your favorites didn’t make the least or made it at a spot far too low for your liking. For instance, this year’s top spot on FHM’s list is Tulisa Contostavlos, a girl whose name will be a complete unknown to anyone who doesn’t watch X-Factor which she judges. She used to be in some sort of an all-girl pop group back in the day, btw.

In fact, this is the first time I am actually seeing Tulisa Contostavlos in action, and by action I don’t mean judging or performing; I mean posing in a sexy shoot. And she truly deserves to be on the list. She is a sultry brunette with gorgeous blue eyes and she surely can pull of sexy. Does she deserve the No. 1 spot? Well, I’ll leave that decision to you.

Kate Moss is arguably the biggest supermodel star of all times. I am sure that many of you will not agree, throwing in names like Cindy Crawford or Naomi Campbell, but for me, it will always be Kate . One of the reasons why I think so is the sheer level of pure sexiness that no other supermodel has ever possessed. You can see it in Kate’s eyes that she would be insane in the sack and that you would remember that for the rest of your life; if you managed to survive it in the first place. Also, she has always had that whole air of scandal around her, which is only a plus in my book. How many other celebrities (not only supermodels) can you think of that have been caught on tape snorting autobahn-sized lines of coke?

It turns out that Kate Moss also has a charitable side to her. This topless pic of Kate Moss went on an auction for some sort of charity or another and it pulled in a hefty sum. I cannot remember what it was exactly, but whoever bought this pic, got their money’s worth. Kate is looking as stunning as ever wearing nothing but tight golden pants and covering her spectacular titties with her hands. The thing is that we all know what is under those hands of hers and that makes this pic so much hotter.

The Brits are really doing it these days. First they treated us with a Cameron Diaz shoot in which she isn’t smiling and opening a vortex into another dimension and now they are treating us to the hottest Angelina Jolie pics in years. I really cannot remember the last time Angelina looked this hot. And they knew that the way to do this is to first make sure that her arms are not visible no matter how much you try. You really have to hide those things. I mean, it is very difficult to get turned on when you have images of your grandma’s withery arms on your mind. That is if you have (had) one of those grandmas that wither with years and turn into old olive trees.

In these pics, Angelina Jolie is looking might fine as she is posing for Marie Claire UK. Somehow they managed to get her off her sixty-feet-high horse that she’s been on for years now and she is being just that fine celeb hottie that we fell in love with all those years ago, a celeb hottie that was sort of weird but still indisputably insanely hot. And her story might be one of the saddest ones as far as celeb hotness goes. We had this ultimate celeb sexpot and she turned into Mother Theresa, complete with Mother Theresa’s arms and interesting things to talk about.